"Hullo, kin aye pease speat ta misser or misses Aherunestes (not our name by a long shot)." What I said: "Sure, if you can pronounce it. Click." Lame, right? What I WISH I said: "Sure, my greatest joy on earth is talking to illiterate meth-heads trying to scrape together a few nickels for a fix by working in boiler-room hell. What was it you wanted to discuss?"
