[Geezer]

I took a few days off last week to do some roaming around with a good friend. We visited many gun shops and pawn shops seeking treasures. We had some success. I brought home a Savage .22 bolt rifle, another S&W Model 10 to add to the pile and a Star B.
I've had the Stars in the past and really liked them. I saw this one at a great deal and am now the proud owner. Best of all, it's Jules Winnfield approved.

 

[pokute]

Star's are very classy guns. Only problem with this one is that some damn fool chambered it in niner

 

[Geezer]

I have a friend that doesn't like the 9mm either. I can't say on here what he says about it's origin.

 

[pokute]

Nines are for people too lazy to load their own and too cheap to shoot 45.

Nines are for people who are afraid that the recoil from the 10 will knock them over backwards.

Nines are for people who think that 11 rounds of 45 isn't enough, but somehow 17 rounds of wimpy 9 is.

Nines are for people who think .380 is for wusses, but somehow 9 isn't.

Nines are for people... Aw, you get the picture.

 

[pokute]

I apologize for that unfair outburst. I realize that you niner folks are very sensitive about your pathetic little round, and some of you might feel hurt. Seriously, I apologize.

When I get home I'm going to drink a Princess Pupuli filled with frozen 45acp rounds instead of ice.

 

[pokute]

Don't try that with niner cartridges or you'll inhale one and die.

 

[Straightwall]

What again I dare you.

 

[pokute]

What again I dare you.

So, did you see the flying unicorns?

 

[Straightwall]

And I could hear the colors.